Sunday, December 23, 2007

I.Q. Test: Eli vs. Bag of Dirt

VS.

Well, the results are in!! In what comes as no shock at all to this reporter, the bag of dirt narrowly snatches victory over NY Giants 4th year quarterback Eli Manning in the much anticipated I.Q. Test. The bag of dirt (thought to be high quality Georgia topsoil) won by the slimmest of margins, coming in with a 0, to Mannings -0.1 score on the test. When asked about his win, the dirt said he's also planning on trying out for the Giants next year to steal Eli's job, and has already put a call into his wife in an attempt to steal her too, which was not immediately returned. Congratulations, Dirt!






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