Thursday, March 27, 2008
Creepy Comparison #15: Some Hasbeens
Hey, have you ever been a well recognized B-Level celebrity who hosted daytime television game shows and then decided to go off the reservation and offer $1 million to some random dude so you can see him naked? No? Me neither. I've never done either. But Louie Anderson has. And after he got caught, he forever cemented himself in the Hall of Fame for creepy, fat, closet-gays. And who's that next to him? None other than Dante "I didn't get caught, but we all know I did some steroids back in my days with the Blake Street Bombers".
Fuck the Rockies and their dumb fans. Come up with your own clever nickname.