Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Creepy Comparison #18: Red Sox Nation

This one actually really creeps me out. It's everyone's favorite how-does-this-fat-guy-play-a-sport-for-a-living-and-play-it-well*, the one and only Greek God of Walks, Kevin Youkilis. And his partner in crime (Pun. See the Ocean's movies. They're about crime) is of course Scott L. Schwartz. He playes the hulking, borderline retarded small-time accomplice of the criminal masterminds in the Ocean's trilogy. Just look at them. I can't believe I found a picture of them each making the same stupid face, but there they are. Seperated at birth and apparently the unholy offspring of Toxie from the Toxic Avengers and Elvira, Mistress of the dark. Yikes.

*Seriously though, that chubby bastard can play for me any day. He's a gold glove 1B, and playing 3B now while Lowell is out. And ohh yeah, he rakes.

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