Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Convenient Way Out

Do You Suffer From Any Of The Following Issues:

- Underachieving players?
- Bullpen with big mouths that lack consistency?
- Shaky rotation?

How do we solve this, you ask? Fire the fucking manager, that's how! He's the one to blame for it all, not the guy who put the team together...

Oh my God, what a surprise, Willie's replace is HISPANIC! This is getting really old, now. Is there ever going to be an investigation by the league on why the Mets front office is flushing out the black and white players/personnel? Of course not, they don't want to make any waves here, God forbid someone gets insulted.

Anyway, good luck, Willie, I hope you eventually head back to the Bronx where you're welcome and escape those cretins over in Queens.

Worst move of the season, Omar, you fucking overrated gray-haired patsy.

1 comment:

Dan said...

If Omar had the chance, do you think he would acquire Jason Giambi? On the one hand, he is white, and we ALL know what Omar Minaya thinks of white people. On the other hand, he has the most majestic stache this side of the Mississippi, if not all of America. And nobody can possibly turn down a good player with a stache.