Thursday, June 19, 2008

Options Exercised


Really, Brian? I mean, really? This is the best you could do?

I don't give a shit that he pitched well for the Rangers earlier this season, he was cut for being an asshole...by THE RANGERS. Their #5 starter is a broom handle. Give me a fucking break, guys. Was Darren Dreifort too busy counting his money? How about Bud Smith? Was Eric Milton preoccupied with his plan to suck harder?

This blows.

4 comments:

Dan said...

Bud Smith is a fine performer well noted for his no-hitter and then completely falling off the planet. What happened to that kid?

Did LaRussa ran him over when he was completely shitcanned one day and buried him in a ditch? We may never know.

AK-47 said...

Boy, you beat me to this one. Lord knows I was about to make a post that the Yankees just signed a guy that was kicked off the rangers for being an ass hole.

By the way, Bud Smith was on my fantasy team when he threw the no hitter, further reinforcing that I know everything about baseball.

Joan of said...

Yanks also grabbed Onie Perez (I think that's his name) he's got 6 fingers on each hand, hopefully he'll be better than Alfonseca. At least he can't give Hank the middle finger

Doc Holliday said...

Oneli Perez does in fact, have 6 fingers on each hand. That's fucking gross.