Monday, July 28, 2008

The Wait Is Over...!

Philly fans rejoice! Your long banishment into loserdom is finally over! The championship drought that has lasted 25 years has come to an abrupt and explosive end! That's right, the toilet great city of Philadelphia is the proud home of the Arena Bowl XXII champion Philadelphia SOUL! Can you feel it? I said, can you feeeeeeeeeel it?!?!?!? Jon Bon Jovi* (seen below) has done what no other rich Philadelphian has been able to do - he bought a franchise in the city of brotherly love and actually WON something. And what could a city be prouder of than taking home the big prize* (seen below). So take today off, Philadelphia, grab a cheesesteak from your favorite cheesesteak joint, toast it to your newly crowned champs, and ask yourself this question: Do YOU have SOUL?! Yeah!!

1 comment:

Doc Holliday said...

Dear Bon Jovi,