Monday, August 11, 2008

Creepy Comparison #32: Cue the Porn Music


In this day and age, anyone can be a pornstar. Your mailman, see that mustache, ever wonder why it's so full and vibrant and erotic? It's because he spends his weekend as the lead stud in a 5x2 BJ/HJ-o'rama, that's why. Your kid's teacher? She doesn't need glasses, she just likes to stay in character. The principal? That's one of her favorite people to team up with in hopes of an AVN award. And this is where Scott Erickson falls into play. He looks like he belongs shoulders deep in silicon. He looks like he needs to be dressed in some fake cop outfit that has retro ties to the 1960's. His mullet only enhances the stature. Same goes with the guy on the right. Is his name important? Absolutely not. He was in Liar Liar, and some other creepy movies. But both of these guys have the makeup of a male pornstar - strong jawline, hairsprayed hair, fake orange year-round tan, blazer over t-shirt - it's all there for the world to see. Erickson even looks like he could swing both ways, but I'm not here to stir up any trouble!

1 comment:

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