Tuesday, August 19, 2008

And Another One

Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, the wait is over. Carl Pavano is back. We can all collectively stop holding our breath.

Having Pavano possibly trot out onto the mound Saturday to start the game is sort of like getting back together with a girl that cheated on you with your best friend, your ex-girlfriend, your dad, and the bum down the street who eats lettuce from the dumpster. He's been nothing short of a disgrace, a loser, a liar, and a fucking scrub. But here we go again, the one thing the Yankee brass has continually failed to solidify year in and year out for the better half of this decade (the rotation for all you dummies) is once again an issue, and once again the team will rely on a guy who last made a start in April 2007 to come through in the clutch.

I hope he goes out with another ball off his fucking head.

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