Tuesday, September 16, 2008
How to Win: The Milwaukee Brewers Official Handbook
Are you in the middle of a playoff race?
Are you in the hunt for a Wild Card birth?
Are you chasing your first postseason series since 1984?
Do you have one amazing starter backed by a bunch of semi-rotten oak trees cycling in your rotation?
Do you have a bullpen that sucks so hard that it makes a night out with Tom Cruise look like soft-core porn?
So, what do you do to pump some life into the team? Shake up the lineup? Promote some youth? Kill Eric Gagne with a harpoon gun?
No, you fire Ned Yost!
(Bud Selig enters, shoots Yost in chest with finger-lasers, hires Jack McKeon)