Tuesday, September 16, 2008

How to Win: The Milwaukee Brewers Official Handbook

Are you in the middle of a playoff race?

Are you in the hunt for a Wild Card birth?

Are you chasing your first postseason series since 1984?

Do you have one amazing starter backed by a bunch of semi-rotten oak trees cycling in your rotation?

Do you have a bullpen that sucks so hard that it makes a night out with Tom Cruise look like soft-core porn?

So, what do you do to pump some life into the team? Shake up the lineup? Promote some youth? Kill Eric Gagne with a harpoon gun?

No, you fire Ned Yost!

(Bud Selig enters, shoots Yost in chest with finger-lasers, hires Jack McKeon)

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