Friday, October 24, 2008
Creepy Comparison #45: Game 2 Loser
I've always been infatuated with Brett Myers thick, boisterous eyebrows. They're their own entity. I wouldn't be surprised if they got up off his face and helped him beat his wife the next time she dares speak out in a public place. Obviously, that's what originally made me make the connection between him, and one-half of America's favorite gay couple. And seeing that Bert is probably the top in the relationship, I'm sure he shares the same spousal-abuse tendencies as Myers, giving them that much more in common!