Up first is none other than phenom pitcher, Scott Kazmir - who, by the way, was once part of the New York Mets organization. Scott is a left-handed starter who enjoys going out to dinner with friends and dating tall, leggy blonds with breast implants and a penchant for being gagged during foreplay. On the right is former American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken, who likes dick - any kind will do.
Speaking of dick(s), here we have the mediocre-at-best Stephen Baldwin, of great movies like The Usual Suspects, and awful, brain-retarding movies like Bio-Dome(fuck off, this movie was as entertaining as flying a kite). His partner up there is late addition Mark Kotsay, who can play several different positions, and also can grow several different styles of beard. As you can see, none of them are groundbreaking.