Thursday, October 9, 2008
Creepy Comparison #40: The Playoffs Part III
Who doesn't love Braveheart? And I mean seriously, who do you know that's seen this movie and told you it sucked? If you have and issue with it, well, then you're gay. Yes, that's right, I fucking said it. And you know why you are gay? Because this movie has everything you could ever want in a film. It has pre-Jew hating Mel Gibson, extreme violence, witty dialogue, some nudity, a whole lot of English killing, and a throat swelling ending.
Why am I discussing Braveheart, you ask? What does it have to do with MLB playoffs? Well, if you look carefully, that creepy old fuck on the left side of the picture is the geriatric molester who tells William Wallace's secret wife that she "reminds him of his daughter". He then proceeds to try and rape her. Oh, those charming Brits. And we all know how the rest of the story goes.
On the right, is Paul Byrd, a waiver pick-up by the Red Sox. Byrd has the same wind up as the asshole in your softball league that wears high, striped socks and takes everything a little too seriously. He also looks like he should be working at a Pep Boys in Virginia. Or trying to rape pretty young lasses in the late 1200's. Either one, either one is a fine connection.