Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Breaking News - Manny is Good!

So, the Captain thinks Manny would be a good fit in the Bronx? Really? Someone who hit .396 down the stretch, has 28 postseason home runs and a cumilative .400 OBP could be beneficial for the Bombers?

I'm not trying to shit on Jeter here, it's just become that slow in baseball that this article headlines both ESPN and MLB.com this morning. What's next - Randy Wolf enjoys missionary position sex? David Ortiz prefers skim milk?

But then again, what am I going to talk about - the Jets? I'd rather eat strawberry ice cream from an unsanitized public toilet. Not only would it be more enjoyable, it would also be a more appropriate way to spend time.

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