Thursday, December 18, 2008

Brian Giles Beat His Ex, Surprises Nobody


It's being reported that Brian Giles of "The Fantastically Queer Giles Brothers" fame is being taken to court by his ex-girlfriend for apparently beating her in 2002, causing her to have a miscarriage. The couple was reportedly having a tiff inside a local Arizona bar when Giles decided to take the assault to the next level and drag her into the back room by her hair.

Since Giles' one year option for $9MM was already picked up by San Diego, I doubt they can dump him - let alone trade him. But I'm sure Herr Selig will have some sort of punishment in store for him - maybe it will be an evening with another gentlemen who prides himself in the art of public spousal abuse, maybe even this guy...

5 comments:

Douglas said...

He just signed a contract to play for the Padres another year...is that not punishment enough?

Doc Holliday said...

Good call.

J said...

I actually believe there's a "Bitch had it coming" loophole that will prevent Selig from delivering any punishment...

brad wezly said...

I heard his GF was getting lippy, she probally deserved it

Doc Holliday said...

@J

That's always a justifiable loophole.