Monday, December 1, 2008

Creepy Comparison #52: It's Your Head That Makes You Look Fat


These guys brought to my attention how much the young, chubby Mike Hampton resembles the fat, coked-up Jack Black. And not only do they share the same taste in shitty attire, but they also share the same taste for piles and piles of artery clogging deep-fried food.

I've never been a huge Jack Black fan - he sort of peaked back in "High Fidelity" - and I've never been a fan of Mike Hampton - except when I see his name scroll across the injury ticker, because what isn't funny about a guy who has the same pain tolerance as a hyper-sensitive only child from Greenwich, CT?

Is it a coincidence that both of these guys put on their best professional performance - Hampton in '99, Black in '00 - within 6 months of each other? Who knows, but the overwhelmingly vague and weak connection seems a little odd to me.

6 comments:

Mister Turkey said...

"Be Kind Rewind" was a work of pure genius. Oh, wait, no it wasn't.

Doc Holliday said...

Don't forget "Nacho Libre". Whoever laughed at this pile-of-shit needs to swallow some Drano.

peter Mcneally said...

i liked his role in cableguy..black was a real showstopper

BIFF said...

what is your obsession with hampton holliday, why dont you focus on other players besides this washed up pretty boy cocksucker

Douglas said...

BIFF must be an Astros fan...

xGooks said...

Trivia Question: Which movie is this picture of Jack Black from?




Answer: The Holiday.

Why do I know this: Because being married to a chick who likes the worst movies in America is not a good thing.