Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Nice Hat, Dick


The Mets gave K-Rod a tour of Children's Blood and Tears Citi Field yesterday, and plan on formerly announcing him today. Unfortunately, he will not be able to answer more than one hour of questioning, because once he slips into that second hour, he tends to get ornery, flustered, and sometimes curses out blind orphans is Spanglish.

5 comments:

Upstate Underdog said...

you could use the caption under Burnett's card for Pavano, just change the number of years.

Upstate Underdog said...

"9 years from now, I'm going to royally fuck each and every Yankee fan by not living up to lofty expectations."

The same thing could have been written under Pavano's card.

Doc Holliday said...

I think this is exactly what Yankee loyalist/blind fans seem to ignore - 1 great season does not equal a great pitcher.

J said...

We built this Citi,
We built this Citi on blood and lies!

Doc Holliday said...

@J

+1 for a jingle that will forever ring true whenever the Mets take the field...