Monday, January 5, 2009
Chicago Adds Comic Relief
WMHG favorite, and always hate-filled Milton Bradley inked a three-year deal with the Cubs today. Two of those years have already been picked up as options by other teams that are stupid enough to believe Milton Bradley, at 30 years-old, has finally turned a maturity-level corner.
I can't wait for him to snap, leap into the crowd, and pummel an obese south-sider with bad breath and a taste for Polish sausage.