Monday, January 5, 2009
A Collective Sigh of Relief Comes from Queens
Pat Burrell has finally left the dirty streets of freezing Philadelphia for the dirty streets of balmy Tampa Bay, agreeing to a two-year deal with the Rays.
When asked about Burrell's legacy in Philly, specifically his run production, high on base percentage and ability to work the count, fans replied, "Fuck him. He sucks". And went back to jerking-off on a game-by-game report detailing each one of Ryan Howard's strikeouts last season.