Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Going Going, Back Back, to Cali, Cali
Is Sweaty Head #1 headed back to Oakland? I think it's a given. He belongs there. Him and his unbelievably gigantic head (which looks 50x bigger when places next to the pleasantly symmetrical head of Joba's).
Who else thinks Giambi is leveling a bottle of Jack right now, scouring his West Coast blackbook filled with beach-blond's that are always game for an Italian mustache ride? Just me? I'm the only one? Really?
(slowly backpedals out of room)