Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Nice Pumps, Teixeira!
Apparently, Mark Teixeira does not wear the pants in the family. Apparently, he also does not wear the testicles, either. Read here for full details.
I got my hands on a few other things that, coincidently, both Mark and his wife enjoy:
- Going to see "Milk" instead of "The Wrestler"
- Weeping during sex
- Sara Jessica Parker
- Watching "Private Practice" and having a 45 minute open forum afterwards
- Masterbating to pictures of Cate Blanchett instead of Jessica Biehl
- Using :) in emails to teammates
- Tying the bottom of his shirt through the collar
- The Miami Dolphins alternate jerseys
- Using a dildo
- Mike Piazza