Saturday, February 7, 2009

Creepy Comparison #60: 80's Blowout


If you don't recognize the guy on the right, then you are either too young to have experienced the rash of amazingly awful 80's movies, or you were too busy spending the decade with your head up your puckered ass. His name is Billy Jayne, he played Buddy, the cross-dressing slut Teri's younger brother in, "Just One of the Guys". Any of you who fall in the former category above, know about this movie, and know how fucking sweet it is. It has Billy Zabka in it. Zabka was the quintessential 80's movie bully. If a movie was made in the 80's, and Zabka wasn't the bully, then it's gay. It probably has Molly Ringwold in it, or some other whining douchebag. "JOOTG" also has a ton of skin shots, and even some gratuitous T&A. Before the internet, before easy access to porn, movies like this - with random tits flying around - were a young boy's only peak into a world they would eventually become infatuated with. It was a good time.

Now, do you really care who's on the left?

1 comment:

Mister Turkey said...

"It's okay everybody. He's got tits."

Great movie...

That gives me an idea: maybe next Halloween I'll go as Rick, the James Brown loving love interest.