Saturday, February 28, 2009

Creepy Comparison #65: A Tale of Two Fat Heads


Harnessing the reigns of a team that no matter what is done to stop it, is still heading straight for another season of purgatory, is a tough, tough job. Just ask new Seattle Mariners GM Jack Zduriencik. His most potent offensive threat bolted for Philly, his overpaid third-basemen is perfecting the art of insubordination, and he owes $36M to a guy who could blow a 10 run lead over the course of a single inning.

Let's be honest for a moment - this job sucks. Hard. It sucks so bad, that they gave it some fat weirdo who used to work down the block from Safeco at a used Hyundai dealership*.

The only connection between "Family Guy" and The Mariners is they both were good at one time, but have fallen off severely over the past few years/seasons. I blame Communism. And the jerks running Fox. Maybe both. Maybe the Jews. Maybe those damn Born Again Christians. Any one will suffice.


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