While everyone in Queens takes ten minutes from the hour to retire to the bathroom and sob quietly into an old rag, Johan Santana drops some knowledge about his sore elbow:
Santana said he didn't think the soreness was related to his offseason knee surgery.
No shit, pal. But thanks for clearing up the obvious.
I wonder if this setback has anything to do with my plan to scoop up Johan with my 1st round pick in my fantasy draft? Maybe I jinxed the guy. My only hope is AK doesn't track me down and strangle me with his Mets shoelaces, as he's been known to do from time to time.