Friday, March 13, 2009

Creepy Comparison #66: Alright, Alright, Alright...


Hey, remember when high school comedies were about doing drugs, drinking, and fucking, and not about a bunch of closeted gays singing and dancing and being all Christian and shit? Yeah, those were the days. And "Dazed and Confused" embodied everything that is great about HS movies. Hot, slutty girls, real mean dickheads, nerds, bullies, burnouts, and womanizers. *Sniff*, I'm getting all nostalgic over here...

The kid on the left played Mitch - his real name is Wiley Wiggins, no shit - the hapless frosh-nerd who got his ass paddled by Ben Affleck and twin brother of the kid from "Mallrats". He also got to ride around with Matthew McConaughey in the only meaningful role he's ever had, as statutory rapist David Wooderson.

On the right is 2008 NL Cy Young Award Winner Tim Lincecum. He looks like a 19-year old female softball player. But he's good. And he's dominate, so who cares if he gabs about makeup and hairdo's and pisses sitting down?

2 comments:

GM-Carson said...

I fucking love Dazed and Confused. Watch the movie numerous times a year. That kid is annoying as shit in the movie though, he touches the upper part of his nose between his eyes like 88 times during the movie.

Doc Holliday said...

Yes! It's the strangest and weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen...