Monday, March 2, 2009

*NOT BREAKING NEWS* - Eaton Signs with Orioles

EATON UPDATE: Yes, believe it or not, there is a home for every washed-up loser in baseball. Baltimore, more starved for pitching than Tom Cruise is for the cock, signed Eaton to a minor league deal. And there's not a doubt in my mind that Eaton will be in the starting rotation come April, and possibly the staff Ace once Jeremy Guthrie goes down with an injury in May.

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