Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Irrelevant Bracketology or Bust

"I masturbate to a Near-Mint 1966 Bob Gibson Topps Card."

Apparently Curt Schilling thinks he's clever. I wonder how that's working out for him?

Adding to the mind-retarding annoyance that is March Madness bracketing, Schilling's been running his own novelty version: a bracket pitting some of history's greatest pitchers, head-to-head. Personally, I think he should have created a bracket featuring intolerable ex-athlete douchebags who have gaping mouths and a thick, cement-like skulls, but what the fuck do I know?

Anyway, nothing gets stat-rats all hot and bothered like a good old "better than" debate, so if you're one of these guys - and apparently so is Curt - then head over to "38 Pitches" and type away until your fat salt-covered fingers go numb.

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