Thursday, March 12, 2009

Life is Fair #1: John Lackey

Times are tough, loyal WMHG readers, but you don't need me to tell you that. We all know the dismal state of the economy. There are two wars raging overseas. Our enviroment has more holes in it than the Yankees batting order. So it's easy to lose hope.

(cue John Williams music)

But we're here to change all that. It's at this crucial time in history that we've decided to show you that no matter how bleak things may seem, life, in the end, is indeed fair. The lord works in mysterious ways: He can giveth, and he most certainly can taketh away. In the case of many players in the MLB, the former is in the talent department, and the latter is in the looks department.

Example #1:

John Lackey - Just gross.
For all you ugly S.O.B.'s out there, don't lose hope!


xGooks said...

Q: Does John Lackey have the fattest face in baseball?

A: Yes

Q: Is it debatable.

A: No.

Doc Holliday said...

He looks like a frat boy who's about to go plow some passed-out girl in the house's maintenance closet.

AK-47 said...

An ugly girl.