Friday, March 13, 2009

Smack My Bitch Up


Reports are trickling in about a female nightclub-goer in Miami allegedly catching the wrath of a Bernie Williams' open-hand retort. After this PR rep tried to candidly take his picture, he got annoyed and allegedly snatched away the camera, threw it, and then punched her in the face...

...Wait, hold on a second - what happened?

Bernie Williams? Really? Ex-Yankee Bernie Williams? Nope, I can't see it. He seems more docile than Andy Pettitte after a morning of church. But who knows - maybe Bernie has a lethal side to him. Or maybe he's trying to twist his music career and go country.

2 comments:

Roger Clemens said...

San Juan, 2:30am, night club...never going to be good. Chances of security cams?

Doc Holliday said...

I hope so. And I hope Bernie was wearing a cowboy hat too...