Friday, March 6, 2009
That'll Show 'Em
In a strikingly minor development in the ongoing A-Rod soap opera, Major League Baseball has banned the use of "A-Fraud" on any of its products. Are you thinking of buying a custom jersey, slapping on this hysterical moniker, and then letting that purple-lipped son-of-a-bitch have it by flashing your ingenious t-shirt jersey when he comes up to bat? Well too bad, motherfucker. Bud says no way. And if you try to override the system, he will hunt you down, beat-up your mom, and order his lackeys to bludgeon you with a detached tailpipe.
More Lame Baseball League, perhaps?