Monday, March 23, 2009
The Wheel in the Sky Keeps on Turning
Why A-Rod didn't solicit hookers the old-fashioned way - from his car, honking his horn, grabbing his junk, and making lewd references - is beyond me. But hey, since it worked out so well for the governor of New York, than it sure as hell should work out for A-Rod too.
So let's recap here, for those of you who are counting. He went from this, to this, to this, to this...a bitch, a stripper, a flake, a hooker...Wow. Just. Wow.
Just another day in sports fan purgatory.