People who don't drink at baseball games: Pregnant women (except from the Bronx), children under the age of 12, people in AA and...Canadians?
Apparently the garbage-heaving Canucks were a little too much for those mounties to handle up in Toronto, because the Alcohol and Gaming Commission suspended the Roger's Centre liquor license for three days.
Here are a few suggestion for all you Molson-loving drunks who just can't bare the thought of watching a whole nine innings without coming milliseconds away from pissing your pants or threatening a seat usher.
- Drink on the way - that's what the car's cup holders are for
- Drink in the parking lot - see above, less fun but less dangerous
- Boycott these three games and drink at home - because really, it's not like Toronto's breaking any fucking attendance records or anything.