Friday, April 17, 2009

Friday Movie Matinee

In this two minute clip, Joe Pesci manages to say some of the greatest quotes in movie history. Yes, they may not be revered by the American Film Institute, or the Actor's Guild, but that's only because those trendy hacks would rather watch a short, foreign, film-noir about a poor painter who blows guys in public washrooms, has a friend named Pablo who's dying of tuberculosis, eats nothing but Tofu cereal while weeping silently, and ends up doing a header off of a bridge.

Me? I prefer Pesci, fucking sue me.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holiday,

Time to get your resume ready, you are perfect for this job you smug asshole.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wri/1122552277.html

Doc Holliday said...

Thanks. I take that as a compliment.

Anonymous said...

i thought you were a good fit based on the requirements for the position listed in the ad. But its your willingness to grind that is in question, which by the way is also a compliment.

Doc Holliday said...

My only problem is I hate Jim Rome, and would hopefully get the job and then bash him over the head with a folding chair.

Anonymous said...

thats funny because you remind of jim rome minus the nonsensical jive talk.

Doc Holliday said...

Except he doesn't know what VORP is. And he has a goatee. And he's just like Max Kellerman but without the hometown bias. And he was beat-up on TV by Jim Everett.

Anonymous said...

youre just bitter because your too old to understand his cool slang talk

Anonymous said...

sorry , I meant you're, I know grammar errors are not tolerated on this site.

Doc Holliday said...

No and yes.

And BTW - Anyone who needs to incorporate "slang talk" to reach his target demographic because he's old and annoying is a homo. You don't hear Mike Francesa trying that shit, do you? And who would you rather listen to, Rome or Francesa? Rome sucks. I rule.

Anonymous said...

whoa, there is no one on the planet worse than Francesca. He is the one of the worst human beings in the world and wish a flesh eating disease upon him. So to answer your question, I would without a doubt rather listent to Jim Rome than Francesca. Francesca is constantly wrong, gives no one a chance to speak, discounts everyones opinion and thinks he gods gift to sports. Go drop the Tunas name some more you fat cunt, francesca.