Friday, April 3, 2009

Off Topic Friday: Mean Streets

If you're like me, then you're sick of watching Robert De Niro continually flush his fucking career down the toilet. Try and name the last half-decent movie he starred in. Go ahead. Try. And if you say "Meet the Fockers", then you have the same sense of humor as a dead cat and you should be beaten to death with a shoe.

The last decent movie he made was "The Score", in 2001.

Now, give me a good reason why one of the greatest actors in history hasn't been offered a halfway decent role in almost 8 years? It's ridiculous...

Now, I don't want to ruin De Niro's eventual comeback, but check out some of the info on "Frankie Machine", due out next year. Michael Mann is set to direct (Last of the Mohicans, Heat, Collateral) may become the man that gives De Niro a shot at redemption. If not, well, he can always take the Marlon Brando route and become a squirrelly motherfucker who's as in touch with the real world as Gary Busey is.

For some vintage De Niro, watch the clip below...


10 comments:

xGooks said...

What? No love for Shark Tale?

Doc Holliday said...

No...God no...No love for Shark Tale.

Anonymous said...

Righteous Kill was a solid movie.

Was is not deep enough for you.

You smug asshole.

Doc Holliday said...

Deep enough? That movie was as entertaining as watching someone water their lawn.

Upstate Underdog said...

great f'ing movie. Plus, Harvey Keitel is in it.

I'll give you mook!

J said...

"Ooooooook. OK DANNY!"

Mister Turkey said...

At least he's not appearing in NBC's new hit show "Cupid". That would truly be the bottom...

Doc Holliday said...

"You too good for this ten dollars? It's a good ten dollars. You know Michael, you make me laugh. You see, I borrow money all over this neighborhood, left and right from everybody, I never pay them back. So, I can't borrow no money from nobody no more, right? So who would that leave me to borrow money from but you? I borrow money from you, because you're the only jerk-off around here who I can borrow money from without payin' back, right? You know, 'cause that's what you are, that's what I think of you: a jerk-off. You're a fucking jerk-off! You're laughing 'cause you're a jerk-off."

johnny boy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag9zbMV5URM&feature=related

Anonymous said...

this baseball site must be hurting pretty bad if u have to dedicate a section to a washed up loser actor who always plays the exact role. the author should do everyone a favor and bend himself over and shove a 10" black dildo in himself