Wednesday, April 22, 2009
When in Doubt, Add Political Minded A**Hole
Do you enjoy someone screaming monotonically in your face? Do you like staring at a large rectangle shaped head that's over-sized and topped off with a douchetastic pair of glasses, fit only for someone who knows his shit smells better than yours? Do you like politics mixed in with your sports, reminding you that there are people out there who fanatically follow a "sport" where there is no chance of a walk-off, a Hail Mary, or a knockout?
Neither do I. And thankfully, we won't be seeing Mr. Keith Olbermann. That's left to the poor bastards who watch "Countdown". But MLB Blogs did hire him to write three times a week. He's dubbed as a "baseball nerd". While I agree with the "nerd" part, I can't say I'm excited to hear what Keith has to say about the fucking Pirates Farm System. But I'm sure he'll stick to the really in-depth and hard-hitting stuff, like steroids, overpaid players, and Barry Bonds.
I guess they missed my application...Bastards.