Thursday, May 7, 2009

HowGirardi Manages the Yankees Bullpen


(strikes out the side, keeping game tied)


(lets up back to back home runs, throws 4 wild pitches)


(walks 2, lets up 2 singles, 3 doubles, hits 7 batters, throws a ball into the opposing dugout)


(throws a 96 mph down the middle, watches ball go 546 feet to center, breaks down in tears, rolls around in mound dirt, sobs uncontrollably)


(shits pants, demotes self to AAA Wilkes-Scranton)


(walks 9, continues to throw backdoor sliders on 3-0 counts)


(lets up 4 consecutive doubles, then strikes out the side with series of dominate changeups)


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/thinks positively

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